1. Assure you have bourbon or soothing beverage of choice.
2. Check links in article if more than 50% link to non-edu sites abort.
3. Read Article. Make sure to take an appropriate shot of soothing beverage of choice about every two paragraphs.
4. Scan comments section.
5. Click “reply” to any comment.
6. Click “cancel” and walk away, it isn’t worth it.
7. Repeat with new article.